Monday, March 29, 2010

Defend your lane

I'm a lane defender from way back on the highway. I practice the one to one system of merging, but mix this with a healthy defense of my lane. This involves not allowing a blow out of distance between me and the car in front, sticking to the left of the lane to inhibit the angle of entry and generally being aware of lane predators. Driving in peak hour is a serious business.

It would seem these same principles apply to lining up to board an international flight. Apparently you are allowed to join the queue by osmosis whereby you hear you row called and merge into the queue from wherever you stand. This is fine if we live in a society based on chaos but this is not who we are. So, I rolled up my sleeves and mounted my defense. This involved filling the space around me as best I could, moving to the right to fill the queue out and angling inward to avoid eye contact. I was pretty successful and very proud of myself.

Take note land predators of all transportation means.

N.B I have to admit I did enter the queue by osmosis. I never said I was an angel.

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